Scotty's Bum of the Week- Fri, 2/7/14

This week's loser is Broncos quarterback, Peyton Manning.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Peyton Ma....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Super Bowl XLVIII was a blo... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I can't help myself, that was f***ing hillarious! Dear God, I was laughing so hard that I had to check my undies to make sure that I didn't piss my pants. Denver scored 606 points this season- the most ever. They had 76 team touchdowns- the most ever. Manning threw 55 touchdown passes- the most ever. He passed for the most yards ever. He won his fifth NFL MVP- most ever. They had the greatest offense in the history of football.....and they scored eight points. Eight. That's one less than nine, one more than seven. EIGHT. HAHAHAHA!!! The only thing that would have made it better would have been a shutout. That was the biggest no show in the history of the Super Bowl, and for those scoring at home Peyton is now 11-12 in his postseason career, the 12 losses being the most all time. He now has TWO pick sixes in the three Super Bowls that he's played in, and for those who say defense is dead and you can't win with defense anymore, last night pumped the breaks on that. We've been listening to these ball washers talk about Manning's legacy for months. His legacy? 43-8. That's his f***ing legacy. At one point they were down 36-0.... just awesome. That was a demolition, that was like watching someone get raped for three hours. Peyton's "legacy" is doomed. He has one ring and he only has that ring because the opposing QB in that Super Bowl was Rex Grossman. This guy can't win the big one. PERIOD. Denver was exposed big time last night. They look great when they're playing Oakland in September but then when they finally had to play a tough, physical team they cowered. They turtled. I never want to hear this "Manning is the greatest of all time" crap EVER AGAIN after what I saw on Sunday night. That was pitiful. Denver had two weeks to prepare and they looked like that? It took Manning only 12 seconds to soil himself, taking a safety when the snap from center Manny Ramirez (Manny being Manny?) sailed over his ginormous head. After the pick six and with the his QB rating under 40 at that point, he went into damage control and started throwing short for safe completions to pad his stats. He can talk about this game 20 years from now and try (and fail) to justify that he played okay, because he set the Super Bowl record for completions. Well, if a team is down by five touchdowns I would hope that they would throw every down- only he didn't. With about ten minutes left in the third quarter, facing a 3rd -and- 10, Manning handed off to Montee Ball which resulted in a Denver punt. Not only did he completely sh*t the bed, he quit. He gave up. How are the Peyton apologists going to explain that one? I could literally go on for days, but I won't. I think you get the point. Peyton W. Manning is the biggest choke artist in the history of sports and he is the BUM of the Week!

 

"Oh no! I'm choking!!! I'm choking on the confetti!!! Somebody help!!!!"